My Gay Thing

Advententure, Romance, Heartbreak and Porn

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My therapist said I should look into disability when I turn 18 so I can afford to live and shit and at first I thought that was just kinda dumb and would never work, but I’m literally having an anxiety attack right now because I have to clear off the buffet. Like I can’t do shit.

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it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

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my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

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